I'd Be Ok With Lick-Operated Cabin Lights

"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind) 10/27/2016 at 22:23 • Filed to: Thoughts

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You know, assuming one thing inside the car had to be operated with tongue contact. I’d choose cabin lights...been thinking about this for a while. G’night Oppo!!

MonkeePuzzle > Wobbles the Mind 10/27/2016 at 22:30

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sure, IF something in the car HAD to be tongue operated, dome lights are the obvious choice

Wobbles the Mind > MonkeePuzzle 10/27/2016 at 22:35

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I was trying to think of other things but the issue was licking in driving. Glove box was another choice but seemed like a quick way to nose bleed city and awkward traffic stops.

jimz > Wobbles the Mind 10/27/2016 at 22:36

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do they taste like snozzberries?

Wobbles the Mind > jimz 10/27/2016 at 22:42

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Its funny how many people go to Super Troopers before Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with that reference. I need to watch both ASAP now.

Svend > Wobbles the Mind 10/27/2016 at 22:44

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The cabin lights are located on the roof right?

So you’d have to stretch up, out of your seat, crane your head back sticking your nose into the headlining to stretch your tongue out to lick an electrical item.

I’m going to go ahead and say, I don’t think you’ve thought about this properly.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Wobbles the Mind 10/27/2016 at 22:51

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Nope. Windows. When you lick, they retract. Like your sig. other when you randomly lick their cheek in public just for fun.

There would have to be flavor choices. Chocolate, strawberry, piña colada, vagina, snozzberries, etc.

Wobbles the Mind > Svend 10/27/2016 at 22:57

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Well who licks cabin lights whike driving?!! Thats just silly...youd be parked and unbuckled.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Wobbles the Mind 10/27/2016 at 22:57

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Maybe something like a window button on a key fob. just bite it

Wobbles the Mind > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 10/27/2016 at 23:00

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Its getting them back up thats my concern. What if I cant get it up, especially in public by the drive-thru? Embarassing.

Wobbles the Mind > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 10/27/2016 at 23:03

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What if someone else needs to move the car though? I dont want just anyone putting their mouth on my fob.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Wobbles the Mind 10/27/2016 at 23:06

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Fair point. I assume then that there will have to a switch that activates an imbalanced motor that then motivates the window to start and of course finish the closing procedure.

Svend > Wobbles the Mind 10/27/2016 at 23:14

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Hmmm. I’m still not sold on it.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Wobbles the Mind 10/27/2016 at 23:48

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That’s why I said to roll the windows down. not to lock or unlock.

PS9 > Wobbles the Mind 10/27/2016 at 23:59

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GROOOOOOSS

CalzoneGolem > Wobbles the Mind 10/28/2016 at 12:08

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That’s the difference between you and me pal.